me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
That’s not there for irony.
But yeah, I’m a guy. At least you didn’t think I was a little white girl like someone else on here did. Or at least I hope you didn’t.
👀 *searches through your selfie tag*